Entries tagged with t: amnotaweasel

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01. Living alone for 4 weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

02. I was gone for 30 minutes. How did you get arrested?

03. Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

04. you were too drunk. i had to zip tie you to the bed so you didn't out-stupid yourself

05. [Text him.]